In a snap-happy speed-camera cop paradise ‘Just Married’ motorists are caught with confetti and rice as, pulling over to the side of the road, The tug-of-war team coach breaks down and is towed.
Meanwhile, But I was just about to excuse-makers become traffic-warden fined For fuck sakers with Inland Revenue tax-dodgers on double yellow lines and Monopoly military vehicles landing on land mines.
So, as extremely sensitive and vulnerable artists write off their Rolls Royces in psychedelic fashion Zebra-crossing senior citizens wave their fists at the boy-racer no-respect generation.
Meantime, as taxi-drivers hit the disco streets Hailers chuck it down, and up, in the back of their seats. When, on an icy cold morning, the car won’t start country folk take their horse and cart.
John Di Girolamo was born during the swinging middle ages as the Battle of Hastings raged outside on a cold, miserable Saturday evening just outside 'The Juggler's Arms' in Oxford, Torquay and Exeter at the same time. Born to a family, he spent most of his early years learning how to open umbrellas for a rainy day, and the runnings of horses and sword swallowers and the costs they incurred. Having graduated in 'Circus Management', he took to spinning plates for a living and persuaded his father to buy a restaurant to fund what he believed would be a lucrative career move. However, in the the days leading to The Age of Post Punk', he quit and would embark upon what was to go down in history doodles as a notebook.
Few knew it then but he had already started copying poetry, and often written by other people. As the minutes passed by, and Sardinia loomed, the idea of collages and drawings suddenly hit him as a way of filling up what had become a kind of book with pages and all. One day while storming off in a huff because his mum told him to, he struck upon the idea of putting it all together over a long-playing record (later a CD) and during a commercial break in the digital age, decided a blog would end Cromwell's ill-fated republic.
Sent off by recorded post, it would be by chance that his poems would get to their ultimate destination as, meanwhile, his pigeon who had queued so loyally for so long, sadly died the day before it was sacked.
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