I If by natural causes First of all, don’t wear black.Have an egg and spoon race, or a race in a sack.Get together on the coast (near the countryside) somewhere at your convenience.Anywhere will do; a seagull residence. ‘A Day in the Life’ is the song for me, but play what you like.Peddle what you …
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Tuck Shop
Queuing up for a snackit takes me backback to the end of the queueand everything I would still might well can’t do.
My Cup of Tea
Vittorio Emanuele II turns in his graveAt the right royal turnout of riff-raff on his ‘corso’.A fashion designer’s funeral collection is all the rageAs celebrity paparazzi police ferret out paparazzi lying low. Obituary page bound,A favourite 60’s Britpop star has just popped his clogs;His life was mostly ups crossed by one terrible down.Your average got …
On Its Own/Whistlestop Plumbridge
On Its Own I woke up to flashes of what I’d dreamt.They were flashes I fell asleep to in my head.I woke up to flashes of what I’d dreamt of that night.Flashes I’d fallen asleep to, snuffing out the candlelight. You can have success and failure in publicand a failure in private and all alone.It …
1980
State school came to its compulsory conclusion that summeras I took my ‘O’ Levels and CSEs.Apart from a U in Biology, anatomically a bummer,my grades weren’t bad; a B in History,passes in Maths, French and English Lit,A CSE grade 1 in French (encore!)and another in what was civilly called Citizenship.Grade 2 in Photography, a 3 …
Televisionary
He wanted it bigin media-ocrity.Head-on as a wigand tastefully ugly. All the presentershad to be fakes.Laboratory inventorswould give‘em their breaks. It had to be global.They all had to buy it.Dishes could be localbut cloned viewers would sit. It would be his brain-child.No need for any grey matter.As long as they all smiledand got on with …
‘Long Live Animals’ farm
Once upon a dayhe ate meatbut fell off his feet.So he stopped eating meatand got back to his feet. Cows, pigs and sheepwoke up from their sleepand heard the good newsthat he’d stopped eating meatfor the good of his feet. Once upon a dayeveryone will think on their feetwhen they’ll be a front-page headlinefrom head …
Ticking Boxes
Millions of answers to the same question.Millions of questions to the same answer.Makes the whole questionnaireseem pointless or a nightmare. These dark lights flickerand leave a long shadow.I spent the first half of life not getting it.The second half getting to know what I didn’t know.
Photogenic Fakes
Share moments.Real moments.Nice moments.Natural moments. But not with them.Unless you clear it with them.Only post what compliments them.Whoever’s snapped in the group, it’s about them. They look good.Of course they do.You’d post it, sure you wouldbut photogenic fakes aren’t like you. In the end, what you seehas no currencybecause once you’ve seen one great poseyou’ve …
Gonna Go Gothic
A ghost came into my dreams‘Someone’s gonna goand you’re gonna miss them’is what it said and went off again. See how being the life and soul of the partycan leave you in the dark shadowsburied with the roots of a tree.‘Someone’s gonna goand you’re gonna miss them’is what it said and went off again. The …
A Pretty Kettle of Poetry 