My Cup of Tea

Vittorio Emanuele II turns in his graveAt the right royal turnout of riff-raff on his ‘corso’.A fashion designer’s funeral collection is all the rageAs celebrity paparazzi police ferret out paparazzi lying low. Obituary page bound,A favourite 60’s Britpop star has just popped his clogs;His life was mostly ups crossed by one terrible down.Your average got …

On Its Own/Whistlestop Plumbridge

On Its Own I woke up to flashes of what I’d dreamt.They were flashes I fell asleep to in my head.I woke up to flashes of what I’d dreamt of that night.Flashes I’d fallen asleep to, snuffing out the candlelight. You can have success and failure in publicand a failure in private and all alone.It …

‘Long Live Animals’ farm

Once upon a dayhe ate meatbut fell off his feet.So he stopped eating meatand got back to his feet. Cows, pigs and sheepwoke up from their sleepand heard the good newsthat he’d stopped eating meatfor the good of his feet. Once upon a dayeveryone will think on their feetwhen they’ll be a front-page headlinefrom head …

Photogenic Fakes

Share moments.Real moments.Nice moments.Natural moments. But not with them.Unless you clear it with them.Only post what compliments them.Whoever’s snapped in the group, it’s about them. They look good.Of course they do.You’d post it, sure you wouldbut photogenic fakes aren’t like you. In the end, what you seehas no currencybecause once you’ve seen one great poseyou’ve …