*first three lines of every verse are from my primary school reports.
John has worked well throughout the year Although he tends to dream at times. Often puzzled by new ideas, His poems, occasionally, lack acceptable rhymes.
He is beginning to come out of his shell And this is mirrored by his general improvement. A most likeable boy, he should do well. Enjoys a tipple, keen to experiment.
Somewhat hesitant when expressing himself orally He isn’t, by nature, very forward. His letters well-formed, his written work’s neat and tidy But when getting round to e-mails, he’s easily bored.
A slight thickness in speech (i.e. a lisp), He’s a co-operative and pleasant member of the class. He has a natural flair for language and shows great promise Though, after twenty five years in Italy, he could roll his ‘R’s.
John Di Girolamo was born during the swinging middle ages as the Battle of Hastings raged outside on a cold, miserable Saturday evening just outside 'The Juggler's Arms' in Oxford, Torquay and Exeter at the same time. Born to a family, he spent most of his early years learning how to open umbrellas for a rainy day, and the runnings of horses and sword swallowers and the costs they incurred. Having graduated in 'Circus Management', he took to spinning plates for a living and persuaded his father to buy a restaurant to fund what he believed would be a lucrative career move. However, in the the days leading to The Age of Post Punk', he quit and would embark upon what was to go down in history doodles as a notebook.
Few knew it then but he had already started copying poetry, and often written by other people. As the minutes passed by, and Sardinia loomed, the idea of collages and drawings suddenly hit him as a way of filling up what had become a kind of book with pages and all. One day while storming off in a huff because his mum told him to, he struck upon the idea of putting it all together over a long-playing record (later a CD) and during a commercial break in the digital age, decided a blog would end Cromwell's ill-fated republic.
Sent off by recorded post, it would be by chance that his poems would get to their ultimate destination as, meanwhile, his pigeon who had queued so loyally for so long, sadly died the day before it was sacked.
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