Zippy Chorgle’s End

All olly-topped, the zippy freebed
With ogles in its chack
And then it tuttered by the worg
And orped beneath the clap.

Now, unbescotting to our ploff
A camanoogle hocks.
It’s piffing round the floofy jicks
And blonking round the sox.

And oh alas! It poops the zip
And timpers like a moosh
As meanwhile unbejugging pocks
The zip beneath the woosh.

The camanoogle corky licks
It’s pishy pallerclotts
And then it gammerpangs the zip
And flots its waller off.

And so no more the zippy blogs
And no more shall it gliff
Because the camanoogle plonks
With zippy in its wiff.

Published by aprettykettleofpoetry

John Di Girolamo was born during the swinging middle ages as the Battle of Hastings raged outside on a cold, miserable Saturday evening just outside 'The Juggler's Arms' in Oxford, Torquay and Exeter at the same time. Born to a family, he spent most of his early years learning how to open umbrellas for a rainy day, and the runnings of horses and sword swallowers and the costs they incurred. Having graduated in 'Circus Management', he took to spinning plates for a living and persuaded his father to buy a restaurant to fund what he believed would be a lucrative career move. However, in the the days leading to The Age of Post Punk', he quit and would embark upon what was to go down in history doodles as a notebook. Few knew it then but he had already started copying poetry, and often written by other people. As the minutes passed by, and Sardinia loomed, the idea of collages and drawings suddenly hit him as a way of filling up what had become a kind of book with pages and all. One day while storming off in a huff because his mum told him to, he struck upon the idea of putting it all together over a long-playing record (later a CD) and during a commercial break in the digital age, decided a blog would end Cromwell's ill-fated republic. Sent off by recorded post, it would be by chance that his poems would get to their ultimate destination as, meanwhile, his pigeon who had queued so loyally for so long, sadly died the day before it was sacked.

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