‘Long Live Animals’ farm

Once upon a dayhe ate meatbut fell off his feet.So he stopped eating meatand got back to his feet. Cows, pigs and sheepwoke up from their sleepand heard the good newsthat he’d stopped eating meatfor the good of his feet. Once upon a dayeveryone will think on their feetwhen they’ll be a front-page headlinefrom head …

Photogenic Fakes

Share moments.Real moments.Nice moments.Natural moments. But not with them.Unless you clear it with them.Only post what compliments them.Whoever’s snapped in the group, it’s about them. They look good.Of course they do.You’d post it, sure you wouldbut photogenic fakes aren’t like you. In the end, what you seehas no currencybecause once you’ve seen one great poseyou’ve …

Making a Name for Yourself

You have a first, middle and surnamebut none of them stay the same.Some get shortened being a mouthfulor get punned right from school. You lend yourself to nicknamesthat you get known by.Some know you as this, some as that.Some just get your name wrong and you let it lie. You even changed it and took …