a round up of today’s results

woke up in bed, offsidethe kettle whistle blewgot sent off to the bathroomand had an early shower put on the company coloursand got to the club canteenhad a team talk on the match aheadand went over tactics with the big man feigned diving in the officeand got a red card for foul playfined for bringing …

Standing Ovation on Standing Ovation

Predictable predictors get so used to predicting what will happen,it’s almost like nothing does.Snatching depression from the jaws of happinessthey wear puppets on their gloves. Isn’t it just the waythat bottles of wine spin at the end of the daywhen things were just getting better?When it seemed there were enough hours left to out-welcome any …

Porky Pie Positive

It’s a yes.The best of the best.The future looks bright.Looking forward to Good Morning with a Good Night. Anything can happen and it will.It can only go right, Jack and Jill.There’s a hundred reasons why.A change for the better is nigh. Think positive.Is there anything against you can argue with?Love will winand if it doesn’t, …

Genova (1994) /Genova revisited, or Cagliari (2022)

Genova Orange marmalade busesin a traffic jam along the portside streetwith Vespas and Fiatsand pedestrians on rush-hour feet. Local fishmongers, displaying crab, carpand swordfish, set up stall,while nearby, waterway mermaidswait outside bladderwrackety doors. Columbus’ city of catscobbled together like cobblestonescurled up on car bonnetsor licking on leftover fishbones. While in Centrostoricoin a riotous rundown taverna,a …

Bouncy Comprehensive

Shuffling school shoes through soggy autumn leavesbeing told off cos you might get dog shit on themyou wallow in unpunishable sincos the hits keep on coming. Playing kiss chase and British bulldogsand turning into charging frogsyou go as traffic lights to the fancy dress party feeling embarrassingin a mum-painted white sheet with circles in red …

star struck down

pop forgetyou earn what you getand throwing awayyour throw away lineswon’t save youlike some self-proclaimed saviouralready in printin a fish ‘n’ chips newspaper spouting off, drowningin free-flowing wordsgoing to towningthey say: ‘serves you right!’cos you couldn’tkeep your mouth water-tight facts get fictionalisedin your eyesand you say ‘really?’that’s not what I meantno comment