Got a lot to learn.
Got bridges to burn.
Got a dream to get away.
Got waking dreams that stay.
Got days that last forever.
Got a life never ever after.
Got medicine under a mattress.
Got a treasure hunt at the chemist’s.
Got a discount on something free.
Got a detox kit for being happy.
Got an escape plan with no exit.
Got a password easier to forget.
Got memory lapses
that bounce back when it counts.
Got a turntable to spin LPs
Got something so cool it might freeze.
Birds gossip about weekend strollers
twittering and ridiculing panting joggers.
Olympic-faced kids whizz round on their tricycles
and monk-faced bellringers meditate on bicycles.
Lesser-spotted warbling hermits get ticked off
by ‘I-Spy’ book-carrying hermit spotters with binocular eyes
while ear-phone music-listening loners chat with mallard ducks
who tilt their heads with my-oh-mys.
Grass grows a millimetre a minute for hallucinogenic cats
and dogs, off their leashes, get a rush of fetching sticks.
Trees play green light, red light statues with the park keeper
as leaves turn brown-yellow-purple psychedelic.
Johnny Minimal
never went over the top.
He only went to war
against unnecessary need.
He kept everything under control
and kept it all bottled in.
A cork in his mouth;
He was a man of very few words.
He gave his love in small doses.
Just enough to keep her going.
He never whispered sweet nothings
‘Cos nothing sugary was sweet to him.
He didn’t believe in pie in the sky.
He didn’t talk of God or Christ.
He led his life accepting death.
He never acknowledged anything more.
Everything would be a close-guarded secret.
Everything he kept close to his chest.
His private life was strictly private.
He never let anything leak.
When he went, only close friends came.
As the coffin closed, it was left unsaid.
Nothing flowery was at his funeral.
What he would have wanted, at least.
She wears purple and pearl
Emerald green; a girl
Who hangs with the world
Wrapped round her neck.
Years after she was born
In her will she’s sworn
Never to compromise or pawn
The weight round her neck.
As the accused play for sympathy
And the victim acts guiltily
Her matchmaker stares critically
At the stones round her neck.
Song written by JDG, guitar and vocal by me (‘3/10, see me’ if school report?)
Pouring out this year’s Xmas Special
lifting up glasses to read this year’s nominations
in rhyming alphabetical order
Let’s do the do, you the you.
The list was too long
so let’s cut to the quick.
Pour that Xmas Special, Norm
and we’ll write the list in no time, give us me specs.
The family, the friends.
The Christmases past that forever send
Chistmas cards to old addresses
haunted by coloured paper crowned faces.
Raise your glasses to Christmas present and future.
What does that say? Oh, does it matter?
So pass that Xmas Special, Norm.
It always went down a storm.
Clock hands jump hours like feet.
No one keeps up with time flying.
Buskers grab pennies dropping
and I’m just wondering whying.
Fall asleep and wake up to another day
cos that’s the beauty of being here.
Just hoping tomorrow will stay
long enough to keep hearts beating, very dear.
Been on holiday and away from work
which is what it’s all about, dying for retirement.
Who doesn’t wish their life away
and then ask where it all went?
Don’t feel part of this world.
Light a fag and swirl off into space and swirling smoke.
Nah, can’t be bothered
but got a psychedelic wheel when an angel spoke.
Don’t ever doubt my love for you.
Sing those romantic songs cos I wrote them.
Broke down for you, felt them from the heart.
Every flower, every stem.
Troubles come and troubles go.
People come and people go.
In moments when all seems lost and stands still,
I’ll love you and always will.
That was quite a kiss
that would last decades
under a night sky no one could miss
unless blind or so unromantic it fades.
How a heart gets bloody.
How the anatomy of cruelty rules.
How someone can see
and then change into a leader of fools.
Your name was on my lips,
now a name in infamy.
When the tipping point tips
love flies off into the foreground of history.
They came in with the tide, from a shipwreck and an old seadog’s cry:
So ingrained, they became grains of sand by and by.
Hidden in an hourglass, so sky-high
they got lost back in time, my oh my.
An exotic head with a black glass-eye
was buried so deep any tear would dry
before it had a chance to testify
and shatter the truth before prying eyes would pry.
